reincarnation
I’ve always been a bit perversely proud of sharing a my birthday with L. Ron Hubbard. Inventing a religion is quite impressive, and something I occasionally do in my dreams. But! It gets better. He also died shortly before I was born. If my vague knowledge of Scientology is correct, there is some sort of reincarnation thing that is supposed to happen with him. So I could totally be L. Ron Hubbard. Everybody meditate on that.